Diana Inquest: at times like this, I’d like to be French

or American, or from any country that has done away with its monarchy so I wouldn’t have to put up with this time-expired shite masquerading as news.

As someone said, she’s still dead at the end off all this, right?

Sorry to pick on the low-hanging fruit of the BBC, almost every newspaper in Britain has pics of Them in the life, too.