More monkeys, please!

Thank you to my irony correspondent for bringing this to my attention. In tragic few, a chap has been killed by marauding monkeys. The proposed remedy: train up a band of bigger, arsier (as a pose to tarsier) monkeys to duff up and move off the small simian assassins. An ill-thought out stab at biological control, methinks, and soon we’ll be bombing Iran’s suspected killer gorilla breeding facilities at Natanz.

Bugger Hindu sensibilities, shoot the monkeys. We don’t want Gaia to get the idea that we won’t retaliate if she turns against us like this.

But at least in death the victim of mortal monkey business gained the solace of immortality of a kind by being Pharyngulad.