BBC Natural History Unit to be cut by 1/3.

Reports the Independent. The section of the BBC responsible for the some of the finest wildlife programming ever to grace our screens. If true (you never know with newspapers), this alone is grounds for that bunch of maggot-eating vandals in the Department for Culture Media and Sport to be dragged into the streets and painful, odiferous indignities inflicted on them.  Funnels.  Grubs.  Handfulls of ragworm down ministerial trousers.  Vile, unappreciative, talentless, envious gobshites.