This is why I love the English language:

“The King of Spain has told a fat Venezuelan to shut his piehole, after he called former President Aznar a fascist.”

Piehole. Wonderful stuff from Hot Ginger and Dynamite.

And it does look like Chavez has hoisted a few pies gobwards. My own Mancunian heritage would have said ‘cakehole’, but that sentence is so perfect, ‘piehole’ must stand.